Today at my lunch break I went to Barnes and Noble to see what they had for "gluten-free" books. I was referred to, "the gluten-free bible" by Jax Peters Lowell. Next to that book were about another 10 books that had some great ideas and tips in them, that I cleared the shelf of anything that said gluten-free.
So, at home I am reading this gluten-free bible and one of the sections that caught my eye was "Sex and the Celiac". Yeee haaaa... we're going to talk sex in this book! Anyways, I am reading and it seems that hot, steamy, unplanned sex is out of the question unless your partner (non celiac) has first brushed, flossed and rinsed their mouth. Ya know, this disease is taking the fun out of everything! First food... now sex? Other than my kids and hot husband what else am I to live for? Oh and another thing they mention in that book is to watch your soaps, gels, and makeup. SCREW THIS! To make myself feel better I am going to go home so that I can kiss my husband and make mad passionate unplanned love! This is ridiculous!
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