Happy April! I Wish The Joke Was On Me.

So, I went to Phoenix this last weekend with a few people from the softball team I am on. I felt like a real pain in the ass when we needed to stop to eat. It seriously felt like a game of 20 question's every time I go somewhere I am not familiar with. In turn this takes forever in getting food. I had a really hard time this weekend and was hungrier than hell but didn't eat much because I didn't want to put a cashier through the 20 question ringer or a friend through an embarassment. So we went to Fuddruckers (I don't think I will go there again) and I asked for a turkey burger no bun on baby greens. They girl took the pattie and put it on a bun and proceeded to hand it to me all on top of the baby greens. I looked at her and told her I needed a new salad and pattie with no bun and she gave me a shitty look. Mind you... this was the last of the baby greens... they ran out so I got shitty salad :o(. I seriously cried in the car when I finally got the right to go order. I now need to make a list of all the salad dressings that don't have gluten in them and carry it around in my wallet. Pretty soon my wallet with be a Franklin Planner instead of my cute Coach one. I never signed up for this! I just want to thank Christie, Jen, Matt and Nicole for being so understanding on this trip. Sorry I was a pain in your rear.